"You really shouldn't have cross-checked me like that."
"Sorry about that; I didn't mean anything by it. So, how's the wife and kids?"
"Happy to have me out of the house and earning money again."
"Mine too. I don't really want to fight, you know."
"Yeah, but we've already started, so you know we're both going to get five minute penalties."
"We'd better give the fans their money's worth, then."
"I guess so; this game's pretty shot anyway. Want to go out for a beer after the game?"
"Sure, sounds good. Okay, here goes." *smack*