I had to collect a package from the post office yesterday. While standing in the long queue reading a book, I overheard the two women behind me, who were talking loudly about a friend's love life. I paraphrase slightly, but the gist of the conversation was, "She went out with this guy a couple of times, but he never tried to have sex with her. He must be gay." Her friend agreed.
What an interesting concept: a guy who acts like a gentlemen and doesn't immediately put the moves on a woman is obviously gay? And, as Cheryl pointed out to me when I remarked on this overhead conversation, if he was gay, why did he go out on the date with the woman in question in the first place?